Well I’m back home again in Indiana. Where the fields I use to roam. Flight yesterday was fine, all the usual cast of characters were there, annoying cell phone girl, screaming baby, rude business man. I can’ help but feel crazed when going through security. Hurry, take shoes off, throw change in tub with wallet, don’t forget to pick your wallet back up. Take computer out of case. Oh no I left it on, is that going to set off some alarm? It’s not going to get erased is it? I suddenly remember something about camera film getting erased by the x-ray. No time to think, the woman behind me just gave me a dirty look. Am I going to slow? Put carry-on on conveyor belt, where’s my boarding pass? Is it in my wallet? No, here it is in my pocket. Put jacket on conveyor belt. Wait for summons for shoeless walk, I don’t even like to walk around in my own home with nothing on my feet, let alone an airport. Begin to walk through and realize I left my belt on, oh no it’s going too……nothing, no alarm, the golden ticket is circled, and I’m allowed to collect my 5 tubs of items, and reassemble myself. I tie my last shoe and see a family of 5 whose fate was not as fortunate as mine. They are dark skinned and dressed in some sort of cultural clothing. “Where are you going?” “What is your final destination?” Questions the “highly qualified” TSA agent is asking. The mother is trying to pacify the youngest with an Elmo doll, while I hear the father answer San Diego. I grab my bag, throw it over my shoulder, and wonder why they were being asked those questions. What did security find in there plastic tubs of confusion, that they didn’t find in mine. Baby formula, highly suspicious. The Elmo Doll, perhaps some sort of hidden compartment. Or maybe it was the fact that they didn’t have a belt on.